three lessons

1) if you buy a pack of gum from the vending machines at hopkins, it comes with six sticks. odd, yet extra delicious.

2) if you write the worst paper in the universe, graded by a professor who apparently went to SIENA , you will get an a.

3) if you try to thicken up some sauce by boiling it, and then dropping in little bits of cornstarch, the cornstarch cooks into solid white globs. yum.