popularity

as of now, i've had about 900 visitors to my blog. assuming that 500 of those were me, 300 were my mom, 50 al, and 25 james, i've had about 25 unique hits!
i keep thinking that one day, maybe i'll be popular. my time will come, right? i mean, in high school, i only wasn't popular because i walked around all day with tissues stuck up my nose, and i published an article in the warrior implying that block scheduling made girls pregnant. in college, i'm too busy for friends. who needs 'em? but soon, perhaps i'll be the hot law student, like in a john grisham novel or something. and i'll be picked up by an agency to star in law and order as a side job while i run a real firm.

moving on. today in music history, i could not stop laughing. i'm not sure that i can properly describe the situation. we're in the middle of singing a medieval chant, and susan weiss stops the class, hums what seems to be an irish jig, and instructs us to sing that instead. the only person who responds in any fashion is james. the next thing out of dr. weiss's mouth is, "great! now let's look at the clausula!" WTF IS GOING ON??! omg, please, someone tell me. at this point, i'm convinced she speaks some kind of english-vulcan hybrid. in my attempt to disguise my laughing as coughing, and my tears as allergies, i blow my nose all over my shirt. as i'm leaving the class, weiss turns to me and asks, "no one's lost, right? we all understand what's going on?" sure, no problem.