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unscramble that!
today i went to oktoberfest. it was as much fun as a person could have when they have just stopped drinking from the night before, they wake up, and start drinking again. also, it was freezing cold.
sara just asked if she could look at a cover letter i sent out last year. oh man, i forgot how horrible it is. i'll paraphrase for you:
MY ADDRESS
THEIR ADDRESS
(most of the paper)
Dear Whoever:
HI!!!! I'm Mel!!! I randomly found a link to your webpage, and I decided to apply for a job! I'm CUTE and also FUNNY! You should also hire me because of these unique qualifications:
- I take a lot of classes
- Last semester, I took 11 classes
Thank you SOOO MUCH!
(if you hire me, i'll sleep with you).
love,
MEL
1 Comments:
i hope that's what the letter really said.
al
10:08 PM
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