xuqa

was anyone else tricked into signing up for this website? " it's more fun than facebook! everyone's doing it!" i got some shit email saying that like, 89 of my friends wanted me to join. why is it then, that there are only two people who have friended me?
whatever. instead of studying the 10ish pages of vomit which is music history i, i was playing around on xuqa. finally, i see the picture of someone i know! it's camie pulley, the gigantic, gross bassoon player (sorry if you read this, camie). no, i'm not sorry. camie should be sorry. because one of the features of xuqa is that you can upload more than one picture of yourself. me, innocently, "oh, what's that picture, camie?" click! oh look! it's a picture of camie pulley's VAGINA!! WTF!!!!! GET RID OF THAT SHIT!! I STILL FEEL SICK!! JESUS CHRIST!! really, why? why, camie? that's great, and all, that you're like, really comfortable with your massive body. but PLEASE!! if you feel the need to take pictures of your genitalia, and post them online, please please please post them somewhere where i won't accidentally look at them. THANKS!!!

on another note, i used to get really excited, because right after i update, i always get a whole bunch of hits to my site from exotic places like germany. now, i realize that these are just advertising companies trying to be mean. so, if you're flicking through the blogs, trying to pick your next victim, and you come across princessmelda.com, you better stay for at least 30 seconds and read my latest post. BITCHES!! I'LL KNOW IF YOU DO!

oh. and now i'm really mad at bush. maybe we could have been friends, you know? but harriet miers over me? come on. we have about the same amount of judicial experience, and i'm cuter.