the first full week of school

has been great. i've woken up at 11 on wed-today.

last night i had the best dream! i had been kidnapped by a cannibal, and i was forced to live with him inside a giant tree. he would pick people off the street, murder them, and bring them back home. there, he would dip them in a giant pot of oil, and then bake them in a huge oven. he kept trying to get me to eat a bite, and i was so grossed out because i didn't want to eat anyone, but it smelled kind of good because of the oil. (think that seinfeld episode where neuman wants to eat kramer). and also the cannibal worked at a fair, and he would always try to sneak little pieces of human into whatever food item he was selling. i remember thinking, "well, he only killed one guy this week, so that means there will be only one penis-sausage. phew!" omg, do you think that's at all freudian???

later on, when i stood up to go to class, i walked into james's bass, and i think it broke my knee. ow.