i took prairie to the vet yesterday.
"so how's prairie dawn been doing?"
"really well, no problems."
(vet is examining prairie)
"and she's about 12 weeks, right?.... oh. prairie is male."
"WHAAAT!!!"
"oh yes, there are the testicles."
"OH MY GOD!!"
"but why should that matter, right?"
"WHAT!!! I can't call my MALE cat PRAIRIE DAWN!"
(rushing out 10 minutes later)
m: JAMES!! PRAIRIE IS A BOY!!!
j: hahahaha.
m: it's not funny!!!
j: i'm going to call him john and buy him a gi joe.
m: NO YOU WILL NOT!!!
j: now there are two boys in the house!! yay!
m: i shouldn't have told you. i'm just going to pretend she's a girl.
j: you don't want to give prairie gender confusion. do you want prairie to end up having gay sex?
m: JAMES!!! that's DISGUSTING!!
j: hahahaha.
EDIT: now the kitty's name is "prairie don". i'm literally in shock. i cannot refer to prairie as a "he". i decided to say "the kitty" or "prairie" instead of any pronoun. i need to do something to make prairie more of a boy in my mind. i always pictured prairie in fields of flowers with little wings and hearts. now i have to picture...him...shooting a gun and riding in a sports car. sigh.