law applications and shit.

i've realized that my personal statement is making me sound dangerously like a messiah. which of course i am, but i want to keep it on the dl until i'm admitted - no need to start running any mental health background checks on the ol' jordan name. oh god. also, in what context to you think it is appropriate to use the word "butt" on my application? because i totally went there. let's see how that one goes over.