who doesn't love cleaning up puke?

answer: me.

"james, can you flip over onto your other side?"
"no."
"look, you need to flip over so that if you throw up, you'll do it in the trash can."
"okay." (pause)
"the first step to flipping over would be to flip over."
(flips onto his back)
"okay, you're almost there, just a little more..."
(pukes all over)
"um...that's okay too, don't worry about it."